Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Upcoming Craft Fairs & Shows

Upcoming Craft Fairs & Shows:

St. Ann’s annual Christmas Market
33333 Mayfair Avenue, Abbotsford, B.C.
Friday November 18
4 pm - 9 pm
& Saturday November 19
9 am - 4 pm


Christmas Craft Fair
Chilliwack Fish & Game Club
48685 Chilliwack Lake Rd Chilliwack, BC
Saturday, Nov 26
Until 4 pm
Non-perishable items accepted for donation at the door for the Salvation Army

Saturday Dec, 3, Rosedale Church Hall


Saturday, October 29, 2016



Sarah will be selling some of the the stuff I've been working on at the Abbotsford flea market Sundays 8am-3pm.
Nice guys finish last,  and they always will.

Friday, July 8, 2016

Saturday, June 18, 2016

Hi guys/smelly girls,

I've decided to close Girls Are Smelly, unfortunately this year has been nothing but a complete disaster.

If I can turn things around, I'll reopen in the future.

Bye John

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Where to buy this week

Black Pine

Peppermint Mocha Chai Latte

New batches this week:
Lemongrass
Lemongrass & Sweet Orange
Black Pine
Hippy Orange
Chocolate Orange Oatmeal Sasquatch Stout 
Eucalyptus & Spearmint 
Peppermint Mocha Chai Latte 

You can pick these guys up: 

Saturday May 7, 
at 3756 Columbia Valley Rd. Cultus Lake, BC, from 10am - 9pm 

Sunday May 8, 
at 32470 Haida Dr, Abbotsford, BC, from 8am - 3:30pm

Pumpkin Spice & Chocolate Orange Oatmeal Sasquatch Stout

Pumpkin Spice (left) & Chocolate Orange Oatmeal Sasquatch Stout (right)





ingredients: coconut oil, spring water, tallow, pumpkin seed oil,
sodium hydroxide, shea butter, canola oil, olive oil, pumpkin puree plantation sugar,
sweet orange & cinnamon essential oils, pumpkin spice, kaolin clay

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Sorry for the late responses, been busy moving. Almost unpacked up here in Cultus. Will get back online soon.

New this week

Sarah will have some new batches this week in Abbotsford

32470 Haida Dr, Abbotsford, BC
from 8am - 4pm

Licorice
Goats Milk, Oats, & Honey
Love & Peace (patchouli & sandalwood)
Quirky Bacon & Beer Honey Soap
Orange & Lemongrass

Friday, April 8, 2016

Now open in Cultus Lake

We are now open in Cultus Lake,
3756 Columbia Valley Rd.
Friday until 8pm
Saturday 9am -8pm

Next Week we will be open depending on the weather, I'll post the hours when I know. If you are coming out to Cultus Lake and not sure if we are open, feel free to send me a  message.

This Sunday Sarah or myself will be selling in Abbotsford at the Flea 8am - 3:30pm

Baby Blueberries

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Cappuccino ~ caffeine soap

Cappuccino ~ caffeine soap
Ingredients: coconut oil, coffee, pacific sea salt, 
olive oil, lye, mango butter, canola oil, honey, 
tussah silk, fragrance oil, caffeine, mica, charcoal


to put a little extra zip in your monday mornings

lost my marbles in some soap

Maybe iv'e been soaping a little too much...
i dunno, i swear this one looks like a self portrait


some newbies

Abbotsford is open today, so Sarah will be out
there selling some new batches including:

Bubblegum Soap
ingredients: coconut oil, distilled water, 
pacific sea salt, olive oil, lye, mango butter,
canola oil, fragrance oil, mica, toy/soap



Eucalyptus & Lemongrass
ingredients: olive oil, coconut oil, distilled water, canola oil,
lye, palm oil, eucalyptus essential oil, lemongrass essential,
pacific sea salt, kaolin clay, mica, charcoal



Black Pine Soap
Ingredients: coconut oil, distilled water, 
Himalayan salt, olive oil, lye, shea butter,
rapeseed oil, black pine essential oil, mica

Sunday, February 7, 2016

New Batches For Abbotsford Today

These guys will be available for adoption today
7:30am-3:30pm
Abbotsford 32470 Haida Dr

Eucalyptus, Spearmint, & Lemon
Ingredients: coconut oil, distilled water, olive oil,
palm oil, canola oil, lye, eucalyptus essential oil, spearmint
essential oil, lemon essential oil, charcoal, mica




Sasquatch Stout, Honey, Oats, Almonds & Chocolate
ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, distilled water, lye,
olive oil, canola oil, castor oil, mango butter, ground oatmeal,
honey, bitter almond essential oil, fragrance oil, cocoa powder, mica



Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Almost That Time Of Year Again

Orange, Licorice & Peppermint
ingredients: olive oil, coconut oil, distilled water, canola oil,
lye, palm oil, essential oil (Orange, Anise &
Peppermint), pacific sea salt, kaolin clay, mica



 Citrus Honey Beer
ingredients: olive oil, coconut oil, distilled water, sweet almond oil,
castor oil, mango butter, essential oils (sweet orange, litsea cubeba,
lime, lemon, grapefruit) orange peel, mica


Yes another honey & beer soap, i love making beer soap, besides tasting good, beer actually all the ingredients used in the beer-making process — hops, grains, berries, honey, etc. — are incorporated into the soap and onto your skin to make a great moisturizing bar of soap that doesn't reek of booze, instead the citrus essential oils & honey give it a great fruity smell.

Monday, February 1, 2016

Lavender and some good ole Hippy Orange

Lavender Soap
ingredients: olive oil, coconut oil, distilled water, canola oil,
lye, palm oil, lavender essential oil,
pacific sea salt, kaolin clay, mica,charcoal



Rosemary
ingredients: olive oil, coconut oil, distilled water, canola oil,
lye, palm oil, rosemary essential oil, charcoal,
pacific sea salt, kaolin clay, mica


Hippy Orange
Ingredients: coconut oil, distilled water, canola oil, lye,
palm oil, sweet orange essential oil, patchouli oil,
sandalwood essential oil, kaolin clay, mica


Some New Beer Soaps

 Lime, Oranges, Honey & Beer
ingredients: olive oil, coconut oil, beer,
canola oil, lye, palm oil, lime , lemongrass & orange
essential oils, pacific sea salt, honey, mica



a super handsome uncut batch of citrus honey beer soap

Friday, January 29, 2016

My Last Marble Finally Rolled Away

Eucalyptus Lime Soap
maybe its just me, but it kinda looks like these soaps turned into weird paintings:

the far right one has kids skating on a pond

next to that, kids sliding down a snow covered hill

the two on the left are most interesting:

a beautiful young mother walking with her lovely daughter

the far left looks like a guy sitting by his favorite tree staring at the clouds, dreaming of what could have been 

then again maybe they are just plain old Eucalyptus Lime soaps.

Honey & Oat Dinosaur Bath Bombs


There is nothing more relaxing or romantic than slipping into tub filled with a soothing Colloidal Oatmeal, Honey Powder, & Milk Powder soak.

These three key ingredients combine to make a bath worthy of Cleopatra, who is known for her ever-radiant skin and her remarkable beauty. She was said to have bathes in milk to keep her skin soft and beautiful. I think she was right on, and not mention that delicious smell.

Just be sure to keep an eye out for hungry baby dinos, they have been known to bite the occasional backside...

Please note, for those scared of the occasional dinosaur nipple, i made some dino-free,  heart shaped Milk, Honey & Oat bath bombs.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

New Citrus Honey Beer Soap


 New citrus honey beer soaps,

the round ones have a orange and calendula petals soap for the outside ring,with mouth watering center filled with orange, lime, honey & beer soap.

The light green and yellow is orange, lemongrass, lime, honey and beer soap

Contact Me Page

When i changed the contact me page on my site, i completely screwed it up.
I finally figured out where the messages are going and when i get a chance i'll read and reply to them.

As for selling Sarah will be Abbotsford on Sunday, and i might be selling in Cloverdale, not 100% sure yet.  I have 3,489 things i need to get done over the next few weeks, actually guess i should fix the contact me page, so make that 3,490.

Anyways when get things figured out i'll post where we be selling, hopefully see you guys soon.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

More Oliver

i always hear

 'Please, sir, I want some more.' 

whenever he does this, in a very sad raccoony voice





Oliver Twist Asks for More


“Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart.”